Neal Caffrey + Alcohol counterfeiting taste test

Neal Caffrey + Alcohol counterfeiting taste test

Neal Caffrey + Alcohol counterfeiting taste test

Neal Caffrey + Alcohol counterfeiting taste test

ben-c:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

as an asexual person, i’m a little confused as to why you think this only applies to us. this applies to all people. no matter who you date, their level of comfort with physical contact will vary, and whether they’re ace or not it’s your job to establish a comfort zone

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Q

Anonymous asked:

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

A

pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

I love the term “partners”.
Are we dating?
Are we robbing a bank?
Do we run a legal firm?
Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
Who knows.

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Actual conversation at a party last night

  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

disabledxena:

"We can’t use A in our acronyms because it allows shitty allies to weasel themselves in!"

Perhaps if the lgbtqia community prioritized and cared more about ASEXUALS than about straight allies, we wouldn’t have this problem.

The A is not for allies. It has never been for allies. The A is for aces. Do not rob actual members of the lgbtqia community of the little representation we have for the sake of fucking straight people. 

The A is fucking necessary. 

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landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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Happy -227th Birthday, Pavel Chekov! (19th September 2241)

Happy -227th Birthday, Pavel Chekov! (19th September 2241)

Happy -227th Birthday, Pavel Chekov! (19th September 2241)

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frilton:

The new IOS8 update contains an app named Health which cannot be deleted.

The app allows you to choose which aspects of your health you choose to monitor, but available categories include “Body Measurements”, which includes body weight, and “Fitness”, which contains sections for…

urcr:

when u wanna watch Netflix but there’s nothing 2 watch so u just kinda sit there looking like a confused ostrich

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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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